Rakkaat siskot -strippisarjakuva

 1. Pain isn’t the most disturbing part of the flu… 2. Neither is the increasing stress (What if I lose my job, I can’t pay back my studying loan…) 3. But: -When this flu is over I will live more healthy life, I’ll eat regularly, excercise daily, sleep well every night… -Ha, I’ll remind you of those! 

Why I Love You So Much

1. Guess which …is the most wonderful aspect of you? 2. My attitude? -No. - My tits? -No. My skills in bed? - No. - My romantic mood? -No! 3. - The warmth of your body… 4. - If you eated more, your body temperature would be higher too.

Too Sweet to Taste

1. - Bye bye, Honey. 2. - Aarrggh, too sweet to taste, I’m already throwing up! 3. - When you’ll find somebody who is just like you… - I’m not even like me myself!

Nobody Loves Me

1. My female friends just want me in bed, they don’t really love me. - I love you, 2. and 1 don’t want you in my bed. 3. *sob* ~But I want you.  ~Some relationships are difficult, other very difficult.

2. ~ Oh, such a perfect moment. Nothing can spoil this tender feeling.
3. - By the way, when did you last ate a proper meal?
4. - When did you ate a warm meal, my love?
- Yesterday
5. - Really?
- All right, maybe the day before.
- Are you sure?
6. - Just keep track of your own meals, you dumpy girl!

The Worst Nightmare of All

2. - I had such a terrible nightmare last night!
- So, what happened?
- It was a year 2030…
3. And I was still a virgin girl!

 I Need a Wife

1. - Nobody loves me.
2. - We love you.
- I’d like to have a wife and kids…
3. - I must go to work now, I just remembered.
- Oh, I must have left the stove on at home! 

Happy Man at Home

1. You’re such a loser!
2. Those two women toss you as they like.
3. Yeah, and I’ve never been happier!
4. Damn, I should find a rich lady for myself too. 

The Second Law of Thermodynamics

2. - I’ve been away only couple of days and what a mess! Why can’t you keep this place nice and tidy?
- Because of fhe second law of thermodynamics.
3. - Entropy of the system tends to increase over time.
- There’s no use to fight against the physical laws.

4. - It’s easier to find your stuff when you can see it all. - I’m quite unaware of my environment while I’m consentrated in abstract issues. 5. - I’m just tired on cleaning up after you. - From now on, we’ll keep our stuff in order. 6. - Oh, he’s sp sweet and credulous.

Grown Up Girls

1. Do yor remember how hard it was as a teenager to admit wanting to do something childish?

3. Well, luckily we’ve grown up now.

1. My best friend is one of the most admirable women I know.
2. She’s strong, brave and intelligent, she has always helped me out of troubles.
3. I’m such an idiot! Nobody loves me…