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Why I Love You So Much
1. Guess which …is the most wonderful aspect of you? 2. My attitude? -No. - My tits? -No. My skills in bed? - No. - My romantic mood? -No! 3. - The warmth of your body… 4. - If you eated more, your body temperature would be higher too.

Too Sweet to Taste
1. - Bye bye, Honey. 2. - Aarrggh, too sweet to taste, I’m already throwing up! 3. - When you’ll find somebody who is just like you… - I’m not even like me myself!

Nobody Loves Me
1. My female friends just want me in bed, they don’t really love me. - I love you, 2. and 1 don’t want you in my bed. 3. *sob* ~But I want you. ~Some relationships are difficult, other very difficult.

2. ~ Oh, such a perfect moment. Nothing can spoil this tender feeling.
3. - By the way, when did you last ate a proper meal?
4. - When did you ate a warm meal, my love?
- Yesterday
5. - Really?
- All right, maybe the day before.
- Are you sure?
6. - Just keep track of your own meals, you dumpy girl!
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