V***uilette mulle, äijät!

2. ~ Oh, such a perfect moment. Nothing can spoil this tender feeling.
3. - By the way, when did you last ate a proper meal?
4. - When did you ate a warm meal, my love?
- Yesterday
5. - Really?
- All right, maybe the day before.
- Are you sure?
6. - Just keep track of your own meals, you dumpy girl!

The Worst Nightmare of All
2. - I had such a terrible nightmare last night!
- So, what happened?
- It was a year 2030…
3. And I was still a virgin girl!
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